Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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