this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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