this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Fuck appropriateness.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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