69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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