Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize