He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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