Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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