Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I currently don't understand fingers.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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