I am puke
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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