Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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