Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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