I need help removing her.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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