So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Floor bacon is actually really good
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