Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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