Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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