OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
it's like heaven, but drunker
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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