is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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