yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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