hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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