last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize