Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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