Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's official drugs can't kill me
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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