She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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