So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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