i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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