3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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