i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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