I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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