Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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