He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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