There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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