Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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