Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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