new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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