I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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