PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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