So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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