you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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