HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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