do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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