is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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