well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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