So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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