good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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