my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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