Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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