My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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