doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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