Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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