Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My dick has a subreddit
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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